Born in a broken-down Brooklyn taxi on a humid day in July, Brian Hamilton was later discovered abandoned on the steps of the local x-rated cinema by Herschel, a grumpy midget Rabbi from Bensonhurst. He was schooled by rebellious nuns at Our Lady of the Blasted Sacrilege. At age twelve he was kidnapped by a band of hostile Gypsies and forced to tap dance for tourists from France who tossed their cigarette butts at his feet. Tired of subsisting on a diet of stale pita and grape leaves, he escaped his captors one evening using a two-humped camel and a stolen moped. In the rain. On a Monday. Wearing only his purple pajama bottoms.
Now he lives in sunny Hollywood, California entertaining millions through the magic of electronic media. You've probably seen his malleable mug race across your TV screen countless times! Brian Hamilton's malleable mug has invaded your television countless times. You've seen this comedic actor, singer and voice-over artist in commercials, sit-coms, magazine ads and lots of other places. An accent expert, mimic and comedy writer with a gift for lampoon, his unique wit will leave you in stitches.